gabrielcezar:

LIKE A BOSS

gabrielcezar:

LIKE A BOSS

When little kids get into an argument with you.

allsomeannehisuaski:

Bitch, I’m older than you.

Odeio quando alguém boceja..

Sou contagiado e bocejo também

Reblog se você bocejou.

Dúvida de infância: O que são aquelas bolas laranjas nos fios elétricos?


até hoje é uma dúvida…

A verdade do Iphone

Reblog or the finger dies.

Quando você finalmente liga pra sua mãe depois de 50 chamadas perdidas:

GRYFFINDOR: [x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.[ ] You have a lot of friends.[x] You get along with everyone.[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.[ ] You love soccer.[ ] You love baseball.[x] You’re into writing and art.[ ] Favorite music genre is rock or pop.[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.[x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.[x] You get good grades at school.[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.[x] You plan on going to college/university.Total: 6
HUFFLEPUFF:[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.[x] You laugh a lot.[ ] You like to follow trends.[ ] Politics suck.[x] You love to swim.[ ] Water polo is awesome.[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.[ ] You’re an optimist.[ ] You’re completely straight-edged.[x] You’re very emotional.[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.Total: 4
RAVENCLAW:[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.[x] You like to read.[x] You appreciate theater & arts.[x] Sports suck. [x] You’re shy. [ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.[x] Hate is completely unneeded.[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.[ ] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.[ ] Lying is sometimes okay.[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.[ ] Serious is better than funny.Total: 6
SLYTHERIN:[x] There’s at least one person you hate.[ ] Basketball is a good sport.[ ] Football is amazing.[x] Black is a cool color.[x] You’ve lied about something serious.[x] You’re a very deep person.[x] You have considered suicide. [x] Very loyal.[ ] You like metal.[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.[x] You’re scared to grow up.[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.[x] You have trust issues.[x] Guilty until proven innocent.Total: 9
RESULT: Slytherin \o/

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favorite music genre is rock or pop.
[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[x] You get good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
Total: 6

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edged.
[x] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
Total: 4

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You like to read.
[x] You appreciate theater & arts.
[x] Sports suck. 
[x] You’re shy. 
[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[ ] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay.
[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
Total: 6

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent.
Total: 9

RESULT: Slytherin \o/